From arosen@nni.com Wed Dec 24 04:20:09 1997 Date: Mon, 22 Dec 1997 22:56:56 -0500 From: Andy Rosen To: pudding@nni.com Subject: Fw: S-x86; NEdit 5.0 with syntax highlighting Here's that message I was telling you about! -----Original Message----- From: Markus Korth To: solaris-x86@webpro.eis.com Date: Monday, December 22, 1997 10:08 AM Subject: Re: S-x86; NEdit 5.0 with syntax highlighting >---------------------------- >When I log into my Xenix system with my 110 baud teletype, both vi >*and* Emacs are just too damn slow. They print useless messages like, >'C-h for help' and '"foo" File is read only'. So I use the editor >that doesn't waste my VALUABLE time. > >Ed, man! !man ed > >ED(1) UNIX Programmer's Manual ED(1) > >NAME > ed - text editor > >SYNOPSIS > ed [ - ] [ -x ] [ name ] >DESCRIPTION > Ed is the standard text editor. >- --- > >Computer Scientists love ed, not just because it comes first >alphabetically, but because it's the standard. Everyone else loves ed >because it's ED! > >"Ed is the standard text editor." > >And ed doesn't waste space on my Timex Sinclair. Just look: > >- -rwxr-xr-x 1 root 24 Oct 29 1929 /bin/ed >- -rwxr-xr-t 4 root 1310720 Jan 1 1970 /usr/ucb/vi >- -rwxr-xr-x 1 root 5.89824e37 Oct 22 1990 /usr/bin/emacs > >Of course, on the system *I* administrate, vi is symlinked to ed. >Emacs has been replaced by a shell script which 1) Generates a syslog >message at level LOG_EMERG; 2) reduces the user's disk quota by 100K; >and 3) RUNS ED!!!!!! > >"Ed is the standard text editor." > >Let's look at a typical novice's session with the mighty ed: > >golem> ed > >? >help >? >? >? >quit >? >exit >? >bye >? >hello? >? >eat flaming death >? >^C >? >^C >? >^D >? > >- --- >Note the consistent user interface and error reportage. Ed is >generous enough to flag errors, yet prudent enough not to overwhelm >the novice with verbosity. > >"Ed is the standard text editor." > >Ed, the greatest WYGIWYG editor of all. > >ED IS THE TRUE PATH TO NIRVANA! ED HAS BEEN THE CHOICE OF EDUCATED >AND IGNORANT ALIKE FOR CENTURIES! ED WILL NOT CORRUPT YOUR PRECIOUS >BODILY FLUIDS!! ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR! ED MAKES THE SUN >SHINE AND THE BIRDS SING AND THE GRASS GREEN!! > >When I use an editor, I don't want eight extra KILOBYTES of worthless >help screens and cursor positioning code! I just want an EDitor!! >Not a "viitor". Not a "emacsitor". Those aren't even WORDS!!!! ED! >ED! ED IS THE STANDARD!!! > >TEXT EDITOR. > >When IBM, in its ever-present omnipotence, needed to base their >"edlin" on a UNIX standard, did they mimic vi? No. Emacs? Surely >you jest. They chose the most karmic editor of all. The standard. > >Ed is for those who can *remember* what they are working on. If you >are an idiot, you should use Emacs. If you are an Emacs, you should >not be vi. If you use ED, you are on THE PATH TO REDEMPTION. THE >SO-CALLED "VISUAL" EDITORS HAVE BEEN PLACED HERE BY ED TO TEMPT THE >FAITHLESS. DO NOT GIVE IN!!! THE MIGHTY ED HAS SPOKEN!!! > >? > >Ciao > Markus > >-- >Markus Korth | SYSTline >mkorth@systline.de | Heiden Lemmermann >Essen/Germany | Systemhaus GmbH >Key fingerprint = FA 10 36 1E A1 F7 F3 02 0D A9 14 60 A8 51 E4 D3 >-- >To subscribe or unsubscribe, send email to solaris-x86-request@mlist.eis.com, >with your request (subscribe, unsubscribe) in the BODY of the message.